Nosophoros's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Portal of Madness]

Horrible.

A game like this depends on graphics, yet this is just pixelated crap.
There was a large variety of parts, but they all looked too crap to be worth anything.
All in all it leaves me wondering how the hell this got on the front page.
Please delete this shit before its lack of win spreads like a cancer slowly dumbing down the population of newgrounds untill people start to think crap like this is good.

[Brick Stacker]

Not bad

Looks to me, like a generic clone of "99 Bricks" infact the only difference is that this game has some different types of blocks...

[Super Stacker]

Sorta kinda good.

Alrightish, except on the last level, the little cubes just screw up massivly, but maybe you were trying to make it unnecessarily diffuclt.

Oh and for fucks sake, why do people keep saying crap like "Oh i need a backstory" FOR FUCKS SAKE ARGHH1 *rips arms off* Do you really need motivation to play donkey kong? Or what about poker or football? Just shutttup with your backstory crap, games are about gameplay not shitty stories with porno voice overs, if i wanted a story i'd read a book, not play a game.

[Hanna in a Choppa]

Simply awesome.

Everything about this game screams awesome, oh and i got all the achievments and got perfect on level 19 first show >;D

[Dark Cut 3]

Awesome.

The graphics and sound were exelent, the only problem is, its far too easy now, haha Dark Cut 1 had it right, Dark Cut 2 was a tad too complicated but i still manged to get through it, but now this time you just tell us what to do and hand as the instrument.

On a side note, has anyone found the easter egg yet?

[Wooden Path]

Okay, but not great.

This game is just a remodeled game of that old classic, no idea what its called, somthing like Traffics, anyway what you do in this is move cars and trucks one space at a time to get your car to the end, this is pretty much the same thing, just slightly different...

[Make happy umbrella man]

Nice game.

Good, but not great, but anyway im sorry i cant provide a proper review, but i just have to flame about people saying there should be a backstory.

Ok, Do you really need a backstory to play donkey kong? or what about football or poker? If you want a story go read a book the best of which writers compare to the best video games writers like my 10inch penis might compare to a poorly endowed titmouse or you could direct your browser to the nearest torrent site and download somthing called a "movie" any of them really because apparentaly youre easily satisfied.

[Meat Boy]

Hot Coffee ^^

That was some pretty sweet bandain+meatboy sex at the end, was totally worth all the time, haha, Its a pretty smooth game in all, except some of the obstacle blocks when you jump on a block next to them will kill you, but other than that a pretty awesome game. Keep em coming.

[Sniper Assassin 2]

Ehh.. Ok

It was alright i guess..except is incredibly illogical, on the rooftop level were youre in a helicopter and shoot one of the guys, the other guy just keeps walking..If you saw your mates head explode would you casual walk to your helicopter? Or what about when youre on the beach party level and shoot some guys kite, do you think no one would hear a high cal. weapon? Its good, but needs improvement.

[Ownage Burst demo]

Awesome

It really is a good game (demo)
Oh btw, if anyone whinges because it doesnt have a "backstory" or doesnt give you "motivation" Please remove yourself from newgrounds.